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It’s Wednesday and a lot of you are off to Bible Study tonight, so I thought I’d rant about something more serious today.  I’ve been thinking a lot about what makes the perfect girlfriend (or for some of you… wife).

Now I know immediately that some of you will say that a girl has to cook well.  No come on guys, I’m not as shallow as that!

I thought and I thought some more, but it got tiring, so I just googled it and found some useful tips.  Please feel to share with the (hopefully) special lady in your life.  No – ignore that – share it with any random woman in the street.

1. Believe in him. Your husband needs to know that if he fails to succeed at something or makes a mistake, you’ll still be right there. Your emotional support gives him confidence.
2. Accept who he is. No one is flawless, and though there may be some things you’d like to change about him, he is who he is. He needs to feel loved by you for who and what he is, not what he could be changed into.
3. Give him guy time. Just as women like to bond with shopping, phone conversations or other quality time, men need time to communicate and spend time with male friends. It can be a stress reliever and a time for them to kick back with friends.
4. Communicate gently. This doesn’t mean you… *yawn*… This is boring shit.

I tell you what… if you want to be the perfect girlfriend, just do what Stiletto Girl did:

Score 79% on your Urology exam!

Yes, ladies and unlucky gentleman, of all the final year medical students at Stellenbosch University, my girlfriend is officially the expert in handling and fixing penises and scrota!

I know I raved about her a while ago, but these are bragging rights deluxe!  Pantsless Boy is the luckiest guy on Earth and any other planet where penises, or similarly functioning appendices, occur.